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Funny Riddles for Kids

These riddles are built on wordplay, so the answer usually gets a groan before it gets a laugh. That groan is the point.

Wordplay riddles are useful as well as funny: a child who understands why 'flies' means two different things in the same sentence is doing real work with language without noticing it.

Why did the maths book look so sad?
Because it was full of problems'Problems' means both sums and troubles.
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish lorry'Flies' here means the insects buzzing round it, not flying through the air.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroomThe word 'room' is hiding inside 'mushroom'.
Why can you never trust the stairs?
Because they are always up to something'Up to something' means both climbing and being sneaky.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FshTake the two i's out of 'fish' and that is what is left.
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummyCrumbs come off biscuits, and 'crummy' also means feeling unwell.
What building has the most storeys?
A library'Storeys' means floors of a building, and 'stories' are what books are full of.
Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterflyThe word 'butterfly' is being split into two.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legsThe bottom of your legs is at the top of them, depending on how you look.
Why was the broom late for school?
It over-sweptThis plays on 'overslept', which sounds almost the same.
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A holeDigging removes soil, and the hole grows.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombsA honeycomb is a bee's home, and a comb is for hair.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm treeA palm is a tree and also the inside of your hand.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framedPictures go in frames, and 'framed' also means being wrongly blamed.
What is brown and sticky?
A stickEveryone expects a complicated answer, which is why the simple one is funny.

Questions about Funny Riddles for Kids

Why are wordplay riddles good for children?

They teach children that a single word can carry two meanings, which is exactly the skill needed for understanding jokes, poems and idioms later on.

What age enjoy these riddles most?

Children aged about six to eleven. Below six, the double meanings are usually too hard to catch.

Should I explain the joke if my child does not get it?

Yes. Explaining a pun does not spoil it for children the way it does for adults. Once they see how it works, they usually want to try another.

Can children make up riddles like these?

They can, and it is a good exercise. Ask them to find a word with two meanings first, then build a question around it.